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No.3407365 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT: childhood animal fuckups
>be me
>be dumbass 9 year old
>dad comes home from work with pet gerbils in a bid to buy our affection away from soon to be devorced mother
>enjoy them and things go pretty smooth for a few months, dad does a good job showing us how to take care of them. really love the little dudes
>ffw to a weekend afternoon where I spend a good portion of the day spinning around and getting dizzy for fun with younger brother
>"i love to spin and get dizzy so the gerbils would probably also like it"
>start by pretty harmlessly spinnging while holding the gerbil to my chest
"he loves it"
he would probably like to spin even faster right?
>raid dad's sock drawer for one of his big white boomer tube socks
>load gerbil into sock
>start carefully spinning it above my head, periodically stopping to check on the guy
>being a dumbass kid I take it's frantic breathing for joyus excitement
>start flailing the sock over my head like a pissed off 14th century knight with a mace
>lose track of spatial awareness
>nail little brother in face with gerbal mace
>brother crying
>start to panic
>check on gerbil
>one eye popped out, blood everywhere, dead as fuck
>panic more and drop the sock
>throw up on carpet and sock, start crying and screaming
>parents burst into the room to see what the fuck is happening
>mom goes full psycho ape mode and starts beating our asses
>dad has to pull her off
>she assaults dad with a bedside lamp
>cops called
>dad gets arrested for assault because male *(charges eventually dropped)
>spend the next 10 years living with BPD mom
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/aq/ - Aquarium General - Carpeting Plants Edition:

No.3403391 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Before asking questions in this thread, do a bit of searching online to see if it has been answered already.
Make sure you give us at least some details when asking a question, such as:

>Tank size (include dimensions, not just volume)
>Parameters (ammonia, nitrate, nitrite, pH, GH, KH)
>Any and all inhabitants + how long you've had them
>Pictures are always helpful

Tank Cycling:

Articles and Care Guides:

Aquatic Plant Database:

Old thread: >>3394621
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Plumb tree ID

No.3406676 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
There is a plumb tree growing in my back yard that just fruited for the first time. I can't figure out what species it is, and I'm worried because I've read there are many poisonous species. I'm gonna post more pictures. Western Kentucky btw, but it was planted so may not be specific to this region. At first I thought Cherry Plumb or Wild plumb but the leaves don't match either.
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/invert/ - Invertebrate General

No.3393025 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
This is the invertebrate general. If you have any questions about invertebrates, want to look into owning one or more, or want to simply discuss them, this is the thread to do so, whether it's
>Tarantulas and other spiders
>Or anything without a backbone

Feel free to post it.

Resources/help and information
>ID/General Info
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No.3406101 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Would you own a pitbull?
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No.3398032 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
foxes thread fourth edition
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/bunn/ - Bunnies & Rabbits general

No.3375869 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Post bunnies, post rabbits. Guinea pigs also welcome. Let's keep this one alive!
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Bull thread

No.3408094 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
i love bulls. i like them on every level. they are symbolic in many cultures and religions. i also think they are the apex predator, they could defeat and animals on earth. a big bull is 2000lbs, and if bred right extremely athletic. their mentality is of peace and dominance. strength and love. if bulls were smarter they would rule the world.
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>Yes my favorite animals are the African Elephant, and the Blue Whale. The Behemoth of Land and the Leviathan of the Sea!

No.3405841 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>whale shark
>is neither a whale nor a shark

What were they thinking?
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