post your discord tag or the tag of someone else you wish someone on r9k would be friends with

then add at least one person from the thread and be their friend

NO E-SEX!!!!

I miss french-chan. Even if she frauded her pics her voice was nice and she was at least somewhat interesting. Now this board is stuck with the ghost of iris and porn spam.

draw yourself fucking RIGHT NOW!!!!! AGAIN!!!

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5:00 AM - Wake up
5:05 AM - Splash cold water on face
5:10 AM - Eat breakfast. Toast with butter, steak and eggs, protein shake, pinto beans, black coffee
5:10-5:30 AM - Try not to think about AI
5:30-6:00 AM - Kinesthetics
6:00-6:30 AM - Listen to podcast whilst meditating
6:23 AM - Hear someone bring up AI in the podcast
6:23-6:37 AM - Repeat "Don't think don't think don't think don't think" in my head
6:37-7:45 AM - Calm down while watching The Simpsons and eating a bowl of icecream
7:45-8:00 AM - Cardio
8:00-8:03 AM - Wonder why it is that I'm doing literally anything when a computer can do it for me
8:03-10:00 AM - Montessori education block on my topic of choice. This week it's system administration
8:09 AM - Say "fuck it I can't handle this" and hit myself in the head with ballpeen hammer
8:832 MA - Situps pullups
8;l4 - Had a smoothie

help im being held hostage forced to create threads

Robots, we have waited long enough. The year is more than three quarters done and the star of 2023 has failed to materiallize. There has been a disturbance of the natural order. We must put out the call ourselves.

Registration for the inaugural Next Top Fembot season is still open. The winner will be recognised as the number one challenger to Iris who will be invited to defend her crown or stand aside.

Existing active fembots were automatically registered. Newcomers must timestamp to enter. Your GET determines your opponent in the first round of qualifiers. Dubs can choose their opponent. Once we have a challenger, the home fembots will be invited to specify their preferred method of competition from the list below. The rules will change in later rounds.

HandStandoff
Most (You)s
Cosplay Off
Vidya
Drawfaggotry
Poetry

Once a match has been fixed, a strict time period for the bout will be set. Missing a deadline or failure to register will result in immediate disqualification with no opportunity to appeal.

~~~Summon:
P*k*r* (CONFIRMED https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74302948/#74303029)
BeeBee (CONFIRMED https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74487111/#74488928)
Empath (UNCONFIRMED)
Trick (UNCONFIRMED)
Wren (UNCONFIRMED)
Miyoko (UNCONFIRMED)

AWAY TEAM:
2 OPEN
3 Sana (CONFIRMED https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74454727/#74454925)
4 OPEN
5 OPEN
6 OPEN
7 OPEN
8 OPEN

Match #1 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74603643
Match #2 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74710252

What do robots here masturbate to?

Been in this girl's discord server for a while. She says the most insane shit and hurls abuse at her orbiters who just throw money at her. Do women really have it this easy? Or does she just have sociopathic charm that lures incels? Either way I find her a fascinating case.

Holy shit this cat has more sense of adventure than this entire board. How do we get motivated to pursue our dreams like this cat?

Over the past four months, I've been "dilating" (haha epic meme I know) my stomach with air. I swallow air like I'm making a burp and then keep it in there. I take one gulp per minute until I can't take any more in, and then I expel the air.

Since I started, I increased my capacity to 2 liters to 7.5 liters, without eating any more than I usually do. I test this every other week with electrolyte balanced water.

I'm still underweight but my stomach capacity beats 99.9% of people now. I recently took a trip to a local buffet and shocked the waitresses.

Thoughts?